Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

These five folks are gonna make a Skyward Sword.

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Dig that title theme!

Also, a world map!

That’s a lot of world with plenty of ocean still to spare.

The first Oceanhorn is really bland and unimaginative, don’t get too excited.

I mean, I really like the wide open maps in terms of the sense of possibility they evoked (back in the days when console shooter = corridor shooter, blood gulch was a revelation) but in terms of a game with a crazy-accurate long range gun you spawn with, yikes. things get lopsided pretty quickly

also in a competitive sense the halo 1 spawn system behaves much differently with different sized maps so that throws people off

you can hear some quality bitching here

EDIT: but how can I forget, CTF on the larger maps is godlike. so that’s definitely true

hang 'em high was the best halo map

Pictured here is a grown woman in the Xbox Onesie, (deliberately?) spilling popcorn on her couch and pointing at the television in her apartmenttherapy.com living room.

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gosh I love microsoft

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Jesus fuck I can smell that from here

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I think that is going to sell well.

For a moment I thought it was a mocap controller, at least that pic made it worth it


http://www.grisgame.com/

wow whoa

WHAT KIND OF 1% FUCK CAN WANTONLY WASTE POPCORN LIKE THAT!?

also I totally thought that was faye regan at first and became very disappointed very quickly.

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The trees look like they’ll be searchable like in the sequel. Local multiplayer! Pretty excited.

Also, it looks like Owlboy is really going to come out after all

Obduction is out! What the fuck!

EDIT: I think my computer is finally too shitty to run pretty new games :frowning:

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