You laugh but the Cloud Riders were in Solo
Could go for this pretty hard
I think a tv show would be perfect to do 1 or two episode bites which show little side stuff like that.
It should be scripted entirely in Ewoksprache with no subs
It should be furry Deadwood
Chewie and some ewoks sharing their respective experiences re: the taste of human flesh
want the story of the ewok that was pissing mad they didnāt get to cook and eat those tasty humans and then a bunch of their ewok brethren died fighting a battle they didnāt have to for these tall furless motherfuckers that should have been resting safe in their belly the night before
Hungry Boy Eats Empire And Rebellion Alike It All Tastes the Same To Him
Excuse you
Who built all these wooden huts on Kashyyyk then??
wookiees
Exactly. wookie carpenters. Who also build star wars beds. Case closed!
no
This movie is the first MCU-feeling Star Wars movie and thatās a let down after The Last Jediās scorched earth canonfucking.
Donald Glover was perfect and they should have cast someone with a deeper voice to be Han, probably the Baby Driver.
Most of my enjoyment was chuckles at the EU references.
L3ās politics again shine a spotlight on the fact that slavery is widespread and no one seems too bothered about it. A better Anakin character arc would be Anakin as a rabid abolitionist after buying his freedom but leaving his mother behind. He should find the cannon fodder of the clones and droids disgusting and pledge loyalty to the radical centrist Palpatine. This is the āapplying external logic to canonā point that is most frustrating and galaxy-brained to me.
yeah it really did just feel like the most cynical movie. like it was enjoyable to watch in a cinema just fucking empty.
Eh, I could have done without them. Itās like techno-babble (which was used in two problems back-to-back infuriatingly) in that it doesnāt add anything to the movie itself but rather lets die-hard fans who know the now non-canon backstory of the the movie universe wink and nod among themselves. Especially when thereās this emphasis when the characters talk about them. Do we learn something more when Qiāra tells us she trained in Teras Kasi or should that scene have stood on its own that she can take care of herself?
because she says she learned it from Dryden Vos, it does kind of provide some set-up for their showdown in the filmās climax.
also, i guess i can see how this movie is in a lot of ways kind of cynical, but i canāt be the only person who found the payoff to the āiām the only one who knows who you really areā line (which is in the trailer) to be genuinely kind of moving wrt who Han is (or becomes) in the later movies
I love technobabble.
I also watch āReturn of the Jedi SHIPS ONLYā on the reg, so
I am also in a weird spot where someone mentioned a bounty hunter from Clone Wars and my partner gasped and furiously texted Gorblax as soon as we left the theater.
iād watch a rogue squadron movie
For some reason, I always thought āGold Leaderā had a great ring to it.