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LET 
OBI WAN MILK JAR JAR
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remake secret honor with jar jar
Part of me wonders if this means there will be problems for Johnsonās trilogy. But another part of me says that he helmed literally the only star wars project film project that hasnāt had some kind of behind the scenes clusterfuck since Star Wars VII.
Maybe Resistance? maybe?
(Iām counting the Mandelorian here because it was almost certainly a modified version of the cancelled Boba Fett film, even though it went pretty smoothly after it switched to TV)
Part of me wants to think that the rumors about a Taika Waititi-directed Star Wars film is directly connected to the Rian Johnson trilogy ā that is to say Rianās trilogy might still be happening, but heās gonna have other folks direct each film rather than spend 6-9 years of his life helming a single project.
but thatās just wishful thinking
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fuck everything
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Erik Kain is a well-known hack fraud who supported Gamergate and this is just a naked attempt at stirring up a mob against critics who didnāt like ROS
That said, check out this professional writer not proofreading his posts lmao
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His ājust asking questionsā stance is so fucking infuriating/sickening
Fuck this guy (glad to have him on my radar now and have established this position, at least).
Also anyone complaining about a āRotten Tomatoes scoreā in any context as if itās an actual grievance can fuck off just for that
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Somehow Rise Of Skywalker has also managed to become the worst-reviewed Star Wars movie ever made, falling to 52% on Rotten Tomatoes, just a percentage point below The Phantom Menace, a movie starring the loathsome Jar Jar Binks.
This is utter madness. Say what you will about the film, itās nowhere near as bad as The Phantom Menace.
Itās just baffling to me that critics could collectively rank this lower than a movie as terrible as The Phantom Menace. That movie also had its good moments, but it was a complete mess.
But saying that Rise of Skywalker is actually worse than the worst of the prequel movies is a bridge too far and Iām disappointed itās come to that.
he
he realizes that all the critics that rotten tomatoes tallies donāt get together in a volcano lair to calibrate the fresh/rotten tilt of their individual reviews before submission, right?
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it was me
i was the one who bribed the reviewers. i told them to give rise of the skywalker bad review scores, and iām not afraid of doing it again
who knows, maybe iāll even tell them to give phantom menace good scores ā three stars, four stars, maybe even five stars.
then it will be fresh ā maybe even the freshest
watcha gonna do then?
cry in your crib like a little baby?
i thought so
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am I the only idiot who has come to enjoy the political nonsense in TPM and feel the flaws lie entirely in the Anakin storyline
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the obsession with political machinations probably tie TPM even more closely with the serial tradition than anything in the OT
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I completely agree. I mean sure as a kid I liked Anakinās arc but I never really understood all the hate about Space Politics.
Thereās tons of things to hate about that movie (that I nevertheless, love) but the Space Politics angle always seemed like a weird one.
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I like TPM, but I donāt feel qualified writing a wordy defense of it because even I have some dignity itās been too long since Iāve last watched it.
Iāll just say that I like that the Trade Federationās immediate reaction to finding out that the Republic sent Jedis as ambassadors is to attempt to murder them.
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oh, and a completely unrelated note: Why hasnāt anyone used Mazās line of āthatās a story for another timeā as an excuse to create a sequel to Yoda Stories? This has been bugging me all day.
I just like the racism
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There are two Star Wars movies involving racing and neither of them are adapting the F&F formula wtf
The Solo movie is begging for Justin Lin and Chris Morgan to make family values crime schlock
had an epiphany while racking my brain over this last night: episode 9 is structurally identical to a randomly generated yoda stories scenario
ergo
the most sensible solution to āfixingā rise of skywalker would be to replace it wholesale with a sequel to yoda stories. give me an infinite amount of procedurally generated episode nines (all equally canonical).
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Vin would make a pretty good wookie.
Extremely rare hairless wookie.
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