the rise of skywalker is a movie for people who divide their funkopop collections during the divorce
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wookipedia just taught me that Lobot talked Lando out of giving Baby Ben Solo a blaster
as a gift
" Kid’s gonna get into trouble one day. He’s gonna need some help. And that’s where Uncle Lando comes in. "
" We are not giving a blaster to the boy. Children should not play with blasters. "―Lando Calrissian and Lobot, on Ben Solo[src]
this is Canon
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I demand Lobot: A Star Wars Story played by that guy who is like the chief demon of hell on The Good Place
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I think the only actively socially offensive (as opposed to artistically offensive) thing in the movie is the relentless and utterly shameless queerbaiting. Make the boys kiss JJ, don’t give Poe some old girlfriend to moon over to recalibrate the straightometer you fucking coward
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The forty-odd year saga of the Skywalker clan draws to a close with Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker , a sequel to the Star Wars: The Last Jedi that makes almost zero effort to honour the characters or concepts contained within Rian Johnson’s film. What Rise does offer though is a strained but pleasant sense of mythological reassessment, similar to the one David Lynch (or, perhaps more accurately, the pruning team working at Dino De Laurentiis’ behest) adopted when constructing 1984’s Dune . Daisy Ridley’s Rey and Adam Driver’s Kylo Ren, characters who had previously been marked by their mutual, human longing for familial connection, are reorganised into pure, fight comics archetype - two halves of a fabled, convoluted whole.
Rey and Ren’s relationship breaks reality, the duo able to reach across time and space to physically connect with each other in moments of crisis. They are completely out of step with the people and machinations that track in on them. Their powers go beyond the material realm, able to transfer life energies between themselves and communicate with the afterlife - following his own death and resurrection, Ren wills a memory of his father, Harrison Ford’s Han Solo, into physical being. He replays their tragic, final moments than steers the recollection towards a happier, more constructive resolution. Lacking a pivotal mistake to reconfigure, it is the dead who come to Rey. They sing to her, raising her up with kind words and encouragement to fulfil the destiny they themselves fumbled.
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john boyega is being cancelled for tweeting about how finn is going to have sex with rey now
i hope this doesnt end in a harassment campaign that makes him disappear forever 
He’s been taking mountains of bullshit in stride for five years now, it’s incredible
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ah okay i like it when people who can handle the internet start shit
The spirit of Carrie Fisher flipping the bird lives on in these two
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im doing star wars madlibs with my normie neighbors and im stuck on the planet DEATH MURDERER in a trash compactor full of FLATUENT FIRES and i love being immature
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Lo? Lo who? Who are your people? Eh, you’re a bot are you? OK then
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Lobot alternates between signing and pointing to his computer headpart.
Lobot’s forehead slowly wrinkles in exasperation.
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i think the much darker implication is that they would probably be very not into it