Disney should make a Animatrix style star wars anime anthology movie imo
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how she gonna build a new light saber when lukes old one is junk ass broke and he is junk ass dead
Ways To Make This Movie Better:
-1st hour is just Rey following Luke around his island hermitage learning his day-to-day while he tells her to go away
-during this there are at least 4 (four) more milking scenes
-there is also no score
-it gets so granular we finally learn how they poop in star wars and also how they clean their butts after pooping in star wars
-throne room fight is twenty minutes longer, there are a few dozen more guards in samuraiish football armor
-there are exactly six (6) more judo throws
-there are attack droids, when they are cut they spray huge gouts of black fluid like blood against the red walls of the throne room ala that cartoon about a samurai named jack
-the fight ends on a freeze frame of an exhausted rey cutting a dude in half snarling
-this is also the end of the movie
-this is also the end of STAR WARS; it’s over, there are no more movies
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probably the force but idk maybe she’ll go back to her stick???
-some porgs kill a dude
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Cut out the whole casino sideplot, honestly.
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so I should just rewatch sword of doom
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Make every movie Sword of Doom imo
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You know what, the best parts of this movie involve Luke, Ben and Rey (and the Porgs) and the film would be better off if it had been trimmed and edited around them. You could have shaved a solid hour off that way!
For all its problems, The Force Awakens does feel better structured and paced.
I did not realize how good of an idea making the salt planet red was until that exhausted scene of the overhead of the battle with the black and red of the soil blended together to look like huge bloody war murder
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I just want to reinforce how important this is to the future of the franchise.
If this isn’t at least in Episode IX: The Blast Embiggens I’mma 
Also insert shots of feet smearing blood red streaks in the ground in place of the blood they can’t show in their PG-13 movie (and for plot reasons) that let them keep that very.particular.rhythm in the edit.
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Luke gets gibbed.
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just want everyone who’s seen the movie to take a minute and read some of these reviews. I think by nature of how mad it made star wars fans who were hoping everything to wrap up “epically” means this is my favorite star wars movie
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Billy Dee comes back to blow up the not-Death Star 2 as the five vagrants that make up the rebellionistance living on the Falcon battle on the jungle satellite of Andor
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i mean it is jj abrams again so
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