Let's just talk about Star Wars forever (Part 1)

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All chrome robotic neck and collarbone powered by sith magicks

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Fallen Kingdom is even worse though

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Hey did y’all know the last line in revenge of the sith is c3p0 going “oh nooooooo” after organa says to wipe his memory.

i just think that’s neat

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:bbcool:

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Would have been entirely on board with this if they also had to build a Bigger X-Wing for Chewie to fit in. They could have done it! It would have let them sell a new toy!

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i respect that it technically took 18 years to explain how we got from episode 2 to episode 3

i mean i joke but i would watch a shadows of the empire cartoon

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please

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adding

more

jar

jar

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LET :clap: OBI :clap: WAN :clap: MILK :clap: JAR :clap: JAR :clap:

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remake secret honor with jar jar

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Part of me wonders if this means there will be problems for Johnson’s trilogy. But another part of me says that he helmed literally the only star wars project film project that hasn’t had some kind of behind the scenes clusterfuck since Star Wars VII.

Maybe Resistance? maybe?

(I’m counting the Mandelorian here because it was almost certainly a modified version of the cancelled Boba Fett film, even though it went pretty smoothly after it switched to TV)

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Part of me wants to think that the rumors about a Taika Waititi-directed Star Wars film is directly connected to the Rian Johnson trilogy — that is to say Rian’s trilogy might still be happening, but he’s gonna have other folks direct each film rather than spend 6-9 years of his life helming a single project.

but that’s just wishful thinking

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[Album] Imgur
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fuck everything

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Erik Kain is a well-known hack fraud who supported Gamergate and this is just a naked attempt at stirring up a mob against critics who didn’t like ROS

That said, check out this professional writer not proofreading his posts lmao
kain-ros3

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His “just asking questions” stance is so fucking infuriating/sickening

Fuck this guy (glad to have him on my radar now and have established this position, at least).

Also anyone complaining about a “Rotten Tomatoes score” in any context as if it’s an actual grievance can fuck off just for that

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Somehow Rise Of Skywalker has also managed to become the worst-reviewed Star Wars movie ever made, falling to 52% on Rotten Tomatoes, just a percentage point below The Phantom Menace, a movie starring the loathsome Jar Jar Binks.

This is utter madness. Say what you will about the film, it’s nowhere near as bad as The Phantom Menace.

It’s just baffling to me that critics could collectively rank this lower than a movie as terrible as The Phantom Menace. That movie also had its good moments, but it was a complete mess.

But saying that Rise of Skywalker is actually worse than the worst of the prequel movies is a bridge too far and I’m disappointed it’s come to that.

he

he realizes that all the critics that rotten tomatoes tallies don’t get together in a volcano lair to calibrate the fresh/rotten tilt of their individual reviews before submission, right?

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it was me

i was the one who bribed the reviewers. i told them to give rise of the skywalker bad review scores, and i’m not afraid of doing it again

who knows, maybe i’ll even tell them to give phantom menace good scores — three stars, four stars, maybe even five stars.

then it will be fresh — maybe even the freshest

watcha gonna do then?

cry in your crib like a little baby?

i thought so

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