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theres this grognard spreadsheet game i bought in 2017 called “Command: Modern Air/Naval Operations” that looks like this

I think i played about 20 minutes of it when I got it because it was on sale and the game is like 100 dollars normally like the game is mostly NATO based scenarios that play out like every war the US has fought since Vietnam which I think is really boring. so from time to time i like to check in on peoples community scenarios because they are extremely, bizarrely telling of the person who made them even though i dont play the game, like I hope you like reading paragraphs about how the US has the highest tax rate in the world in the middle of your mission briefing because an 800 year old boomer made it. like of course the typical shit people make is like about the IRAN-AL QAEDA ALLIANCE or Rhodesia, like literlally the kind of thing you expect from stuff like this, but i think my all time favorite stupid user made scenario is this one

what compels a person to design a scenario in which you destroy the entire military of Trinidad and Tobago because they wouldn’t extradite a fucking murder suspect? the briefing says your doing this to teach the government they cant act with impunity and have to respect international law before a mission in which you engage in an unprovoked act of war against a sovereign nation and then extrajudicially murder a prisoner. I think about this a lot.. these old men need their computers taken away. The guy who made this must have had a terrible vacation there.

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