Is 'E-3', close enough for our hips to start gyrating?

don’t do this to me

don’t do this to Commander Keen

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AAAAAHHHH KIRA that’s my boss AAAAAAHHHHHH

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OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DARE THEY

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Oh god

Commander Keen

Not like this.

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imagine!

IN MOBILE FREE-TO-PLAY FORM!

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Fuck, what’s that platforming game that the protag has floating fists and feet? Feels very similar to it.

FUCK LOLOLOL

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I literally would have preferred a gritty realistic remake to this

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i don’t feel so good

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that’s not the theme song I remember

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Oops, nevermind this is awful.

just give tom hall a million dollars and a year for fucks sake

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This is a wish I, personally, made on a monkeys paw I see.

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I feel so betrayed.

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I played like, every Keen game as a kid and this is just

why

why would you do this

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They’re going to have to really work if they want to present something lamer than that tonight

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Kick some asteroids

Wow guys, really pushing the mobile side of things here.

“Quick cup of coffee”

Video having Coffee front and center in the trailer

“Hot Commander Keen launch updates” oh this stings.

I get it’s targeted at kids and kids are all phones and tablets now but

but

I don’t know. I feel sick.

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I think this might be the worst E3 Conference I’ve ever seen.

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