don’t do this to me
don’t do this to Commander Keen
don’t do this to me
don’t do this to Commander Keen
AAAAAHHHH KIRA that’s my boss AAAAAAHHHHHH
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DARE THEY
Oh god
Commander Keen
Not like this.
imagine!
IN MOBILE FREE-TO-PLAY FORM!
Fuck, what’s that platforming game that the protag has floating fists and feet? Feels very similar to it.
FUCK LOLOLOL
I literally would have preferred a gritty realistic remake to this
i don’t feel so good
that’s not the theme song I remember
Oops, nevermind this is awful.
just give tom hall a million dollars and a year for fucks sake
This is a wish I, personally, made on a monkeys paw I see.
I feel so betrayed.
I played like, every Keen game as a kid and this is just
why
why would you do this
They’re going to have to really work if they want to present something lamer than that tonight
Kick some asteroids
Wow guys, really pushing the mobile side of things here.
“Quick cup of coffee”
Video having Coffee front and center in the trailer
“Hot Commander Keen launch updates” oh this stings.
I get it’s targeted at kids and kids are all phones and tablets now but
but
I don’t know. I feel sick.
I think this might be the worst E3 Conference I’ve ever seen.