Is 'E-3', close enough for our hips to start gyrating?

I was down for Game Pass for PC until it turned out to be a seperate service

lady saying “now” emphatically while nodding and looking side to side nervously is a little too jordan peele movie

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why are all these e3 presentations so fucking cringey

xbox. i am game. game is i

Wait, what was that pet otter game?

If I want to subscribe to this new game pass do I need to first unsubscribe from the old game pass?

oh no

“captured in real time 4K” sounds like something they did to a live animal

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instead of running flight simulator on DOS you should be able to run DOS on flight simulator

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didn’t age of empires 2 come out like 20 years ago

but like…can Keanu co-pilot with you?

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they should get francis fukuyama to narrate the next age of empires the way leonard nimoy did for civ 4

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Want some rye?

Keanu is your personal air traffic controller

Speed 2?

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wait wait wait wait

wait

wait wait

This guy’s name legit is Matt Booty?

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yes

the ultimate merger of muck and sludge

Microsoft is proud to announce they are providing a pension to every theoretically beloved game developer who’s about 15 years out from collecting social security

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Tim Schafer always strikes me as coming across like he really, really, really wants to be Jack Black

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they should get Nappa out on stage like Keanu

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baby shoes, never upgraded

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