I was down for Game Pass for PC until it turned out to be a seperate service
lady saying “now” emphatically while nodding and looking side to side nervously is a little too jordan peele movie
why are all these e3 presentations so fucking cringey
xbox. i am game. game is i
Wait, what was that pet otter game?
If I want to subscribe to this new game pass do I need to first unsubscribe from the old game pass?
oh no
“captured in real time 4K” sounds like something they did to a live animal
instead of running flight simulator on DOS you should be able to run DOS on flight simulator
didn’t age of empires 2 come out like 20 years ago
but like…can Keanu co-pilot with you?
they should get francis fukuyama to narrate the next age of empires the way leonard nimoy did for civ 4
Want some rye?
Keanu is your personal air traffic controller
Speed 2?
wait wait wait wait
wait
wait wait
This guy’s name legit is Matt Booty?
yes
the ultimate merger of muck and sludge
Microsoft is proud to announce they are providing a pension to every theoretically beloved game developer who’s about 15 years out from collecting social security
Tim Schafer always strikes me as coming across like he really, really, really wants to be Jack Black
they should get Nappa out on stage like Keanu
baby shoes, never upgraded