Okay, see cats like to play with balls of yarn, though not bobcats, but… Cats chase mice and mice like cheese. So if the spaceships crashes into the planet. It could be an Ancient Aliens maybe they read Chariots of the Gods. The word cheese forces your mouth into a smile, so. Actually his design came from his original appearance as Jumpman. He has a mustache, so you can see his nose and their landlord was an Italian guy named Bubsy. They took a slice out of the pizza, because women like to eat, and there was Bubsy. See, it was going to be their final game, so they called it Bubsy. But in the end there were so many unsold copies that they actually buried them under a volcano with lava that is cold enough to slide down.
IT’S A FETISH OKAY???