https://haggishell.com/murb/hack9/
^^^ Dead link, check opening post for up to date URL
So here is the file at the link posted atop this particular post. Thanks to my mentor, OldCoder, for the hosting.
Please let me know if you try the file, whether or not it works, etc. I imagine it would, but one never does truly know, after all.
Anyway, with aid of this file I can theoretically assure that almost anyone can play the game. You’ll still get killed by certain kinds of hazards (spikes, bottomless pits) and enemies (the white, mechanized-looking ninjas have deadly sword swings that do 9999 damage) no matter what, but you’ll never need to worry about money and lesser enemies are particularly nonthreatening.
Enjoy!