[h4ck3d] Watch the watchers in Watch_dogz (#1)

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last time on Watchdogz:

Ken Block’wannabe Aiden P. in Chicago …

… going back to what he does best, h4cking physiX

… and playing cat&mouse.

so, in one last swoop, Alter Ego Aiden Pearce decided to go all out, hacking everything&everyone en route to beating the bad guys™:

walls: h4cked

GAME: h4cked

cars: h4cked

hell: h4cked

myself: h4cked?! omg, uberpwned #theShame

that didn't sit well w/ Mr. Pearce, pro-hakker that he thinks he is. So, it __finally__ was time _to crash someone's party_:

… blending in well there, sunshine. But I wasn't here for partying,

I was here _for a mission_.
tl;dr: Party: H4CKED

=> that's what you get when you aren't inviting Mr. Emo-h4kker to your festivities ;__;
off I went to party w/ my real friendz,

… but that party-pooping didn’t sit well w/ those pesky cops, #theresNoPlaceToHideo

so, as any classy h4xx0r-kid would attest, I had to finish 1 last job:

hopping into my h4cker-mobile

the whole city was my target, #thisIsSeriousBusiness-style and all!

The stage was set for the biggest h4ck ever to happen, and in an unforgettable standoff,

I hacked -

#the city

=> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT INVITING ME TO YOUR SHITTY PARTY, DEFALT!!! ;___;

… so after all was said and done h4cked, Monsieur Aiden celebrated victory like only a tru hero would.

#~fin~

#orNot?