to be honest i read it just now like 5 times going “what the fuck is a sea bear”
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I always read it that way, too. If the phrasing was reversed it’d be obvious, so I’m not sure if it’s deliberate to induce re-reading (after it’s scrolled past in the text box that holds 2 lines) or a mild goof
Let’s have group sex and do the Rambo
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I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed
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HELLO, HELLO DAD
IM IN JAIL
I LIKE IT HERE
ITS NICE
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Even after reading “homonym” I still didn’t get this as an adult. Think I had to see it 3 separate times before I finally understood it.
i’d change “bears” to “beareth” in both places if i were copyediting that, though heaven knows if those two extra letters would fit in the original textboxes lol
SEA BEARS FOAM
TIME FLIES LIKE
A BANANA
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ay fuck cancer
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“HEY KID WANNA SMOKE SOME CANDY WITH ME”
GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER! DOESNT SHE EVER WATCH YOU? TELL HER
THIS ISNT SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST DAYCARE CENTER
TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER!
TELL YOUR MOTHER IIII HAAAATE YOUUUUUU
The first time I fully listened to Portrait (after school special!) I was tired af and dozed off by Misery Machine, not sure if the phone ringing in the background’s before or after that part but yeah, I remember a faint awareness then…!!! startled af
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I’ve never seen the movie that’s from though.
Era-djacently I had the same kind of experience waking up at this track thinking my stereo’d warped somehow
“I came for the car and the vacuum.
Spinning my wheels into the void.
I see now my ship, it has come in.
But it was a joke; there’s nothing aboard.”
its from desperate living and every line mink stole has is amazing
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i heard what i thought was gonna be Werewolves of London at the grocery store today but it was that suckass Kid Rock song. Werewolves of London is wall-to-wall good lines
“little ol lady got mutilated late last night“ aaahhh that assonance
YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HIM, HE’LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT, JIM
I’d like to meet his tailor
i saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect.
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This reminds me of a line from a local group which actually references that song
We ain’t comin’ together for no answers
Only thing we agree on is fuck cancer
Someone play that Thugger “Fuck Cancer”
Shout out to my mom, fuck cancer
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I need a truck to hold my pain
I need a truck just to haul around my name
I need a truck to haul all the wemmins from my bed
I need a truck to haul my body when I’m dead
I need a truck to haul all my guns to town
I need a truck to haul my bad thoughts around
I need a truck to haul my Percodan and gin
And I need a truck to haul all my trucks in
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Bloodborne’s “I have my share of woes”
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“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”
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