the suffering can never end, it must go on daily
thus I am condemned to phone game post
Snowbroke: okay, the game has made it the first anniversary milestone. they celebrated this by making things hornier (which may have backfired) and doing a storyline where the first two characters you meet get new forms and also they think they’re marrying you. Lyfe’s new form, WyfeInfinite Sight, is a fun and well designed shootbang character who is about doing gunkata things and the new Fenny, WifennyStarshine, is a broken and stupid support. personally speaking, I like Starshine more because her gimmick is her support skill is summoning an extra magazine of ammo for the character on field, effectively doubling their ammo and also boosting their damage. also she has three charges of this
I’m happy for this addition, as Fenny is now back into the meta now that she has a support built for her, Fenny
(you can run a team of Fenny/Fenny/Fenny now, actually, but you get diminishing returns after the second Fenny)
oh, and they added a room where you give the girls massages. if you’re into that kind of thing.
anywho, a couple of weeks back around the launch of the latest patch, they dropped a news item on daily reset one day informing the playerbase that they had flown too close to the sun and parties (one might say, a certain Party) (the CCP. the government. Chinese horny cops.) were making them censor a bunch of buyable and default skins for characters.
boobs are bad?
they achieved this by patching the client and whoops the file that turns that stuff on is a text file in the install folder and you open it and change a 0 to a 1 and the horny is back
friends, you always win when you’re horny. I for one appreciate the devs and their continued attention to the playerbase’s wants
Samba Impact: well, the Genshins finally escaped France. but not before I got Emilie, who is a perfumer/police chemist lady who kills things via arson. she is very soft spoken and and not a horny design (please note that Genshin already got got about 2 years ago and had to censor 4 female unit’s default skins, so they’ve already tested their limits) (unless you’re horny for legs. she’s got a lot of leg showing. I won’t judge.). I don’t think a lot of people pulled her but that’s fine, I’m enjoying her being kind of good
anyway, they made it Natlan, the nation/kingdom/place of firepyro. and normally, I would go into a big long thing that hey maybe the place inspired by Latin and South America and Africa should maybe have more brown people but I begrudgingly give them credit that they added more generic NPCs that are brown and maybe some of the new characters they’re adding are a little brown (not too much, let’s no go crazy). to be honest, I forgot some of my anger when I walked in and heard the new music they did, which probably makes a bad person and a racist and a bad brown person but that music is p good
also they added Kachina, allowing my geo perversion to extend even further and also she is precious and if anything happens to her in the main story quest I haven’t played yet and probably won’t touch for another week or two, I will glass over the entire continent.
her being able to proc the new broken support gear set is completely unrelated to my opinion
also also (attn: @Kilroy) she is a pika
A Few More Zeds: so I bumrushed building the two teams I needed to do endgame and now I’m in that magical state of account where I’m building whomever the hell I want and enjoying the game at my leisure, which means I’m rolling gear and cussing at the screen when they level bad
I managed to kick to the curbreplace boring standard S rank fire lady Soldier 11 with shiny limited S rank cop Zhu Yuan. I pulled her for 3 reasons:
- she does a lot of damage and is built around dumping it all in the stun window, making her hilariously effective in a game built around getting enemies into Break
- and 3.
once again, it pays to be horny
I tried pulling her short robot lady friend who does the stunning thing and then lost that 50/50, but that just means I have a guarantee for the next unit, Caesar, who if I understand the current state of her beta (also Ceasar is a woman), is going to be the most broken character in the game and the best support for at least 3-4 months and the only sustain in the game
also,
also I guess very soon a certain game is going to get its global version and it’s going to have a cursed (complimentary) localization, that probably won’t mess with my life at all