why yes i am familar with the boy and the dragon gay
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I have never gotten to that part of FF14, but I cannot help but hear “The Boy and the Dragon Gay” in the voice of Neil Young singing “Needle and the Damage Done” on his Unplugged album. “I seen the boy and the dragon gay…”
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Gonna make my own brentalfloss-esque version of this, thanks
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I read The Boy and the Dragon Gay
The tank was undergeared anyway
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
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the machinist questline so far is great. you just shoot nobles
congrats on making it to ishgard and getting your gun
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Yeah the machinist questline was pretty good stuff as I remember.
your characters message in the free company is still 'im a machinist now, im a GUN DAN"
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Haha hell yes. It will stay that till I get back to it.
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i appreciate they figured out a way to do that thing horny accomplished AFAB artists draw guys in for the lower body too
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ARR content never, ever ends. Ye gods.
Huge thanks to daphaknee, Closed, eskaibo and others for helping me get through this slog so far.
I did finally get to Midgardsormr!
I genuinely love that this ancient, terrifying, world-ending harbinger of destruction poofed himself into an adorable mascot character so he could hang around me:
"THE PACT IS SEALED, CHOSEN OF HYDAELYN"
perches
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bang has put a bench in front of the garden so he can get excited when his flowers bloom. quarantine memes
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i came back to this semi-incognito after a few months needed break and within a couple weeks i found myself doing glamour farming runs with the infamous Tiffu Tofu and her squad of gridaniaglamourgirls (GGGs) and having a 3 hour conversation about hormones with a brazilian bodybuilder
begrudgingly coming to accept that my life in this game is just going to be a real normal one
also i fuckin suck at it now, i have like regular cold sweats over healing expert dungeons. i wanna do the eden raids but im actually scared
can you tell tiffu to stop slapping everyone, im glad they actually do stuff in game though
Eden is 95% dodging AoEs so you’ll probably be fine. Also lots of people doing it first time so not much judgement.
Not that I really mind, I purposefully avoid healing tanks sometimes to make them pop CDs (as they should!!!) so I’m a twisted Pavlov freak who has no shame
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ahh we MIGHT have a group for memoria miseria tonight ON EXPERT after i said i dont wanna do expert or savage stuff and that i am a filthy casual a million times.
I’m not. i want to PROGRESSION RAID. eden got me fucking HUNGRY for it!
re: scared of eden i did eden 5-8 fucking blind (im not very smart) and came down to the last 10 seconds on one of them. it was pretty rough the first couple weeks but now ppl are geared up well and do it a ton for weekly rewards, including me and it feels like a normal raid now.
everyone having five slot relic weapons is great
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ya bosses in this are heavily scripted so imo repetition is enough to learn anything. you can do it!! 
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