of course!! I keep my shit tight
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should i make a shower area in the basement
Despite it being extremely silly to mess with other classes I decided to start working on gladiator, and go into paladin as a side project because just grinding out the levels to heavensward is kind of wearying. That and maybe getting higher ranks in crafting to unlock more of the True Endgame.
doing stuff to break up the post realm reborn grind is smart!
have you tried the hildibrand questline? theyre breezy and its where the team learns what facial animation is
if anyone else is curious: you can start my favorite questline by accepting the quest titled ‘the rise and fall of gentlemen’ from Wymond in the uldah steps of nald (x9,y8).
I joined a discord full of erotic roleplayers and have convinced at least two other people that escorts should unionize so we can lock in the cut the brothel owners take and protect ourselves in the future
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we crowdfunded a pregnancy for bachelor and he’s just listening to the girl talk about being an infamous pirate murderer and telling her that he’s always wanted a child that looks like her while we keep telling him to lick her eyeballs or sucker punch her.
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nothin to see here
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i convinced bachelor to put the entire girls head inside his mouth and leave it there for a long time. also bachelor continued his catholic persona and was all about GETTING WOMEN PREGGO
we weren’t all in the room this time, but i gave bachelor gil for a private session and we sat on voicechat collaborating
the thing was this time the person was super creative and hilarious and played along. she incorporated her pirate backstory into the session because halfway through bachelor changed to fisher gear and was like THIS IS MY TRUE SELF
at the end i wanted bachelor to do like an archvile pose, and like BOOOM his dick unfurls like a butterfly tongue bursting out of his pants and unfurling RIGHT INTO HER PUSSY but time was tight! he did leave by saying ‘name the kid after me. im going out for cigarettes, ill be back’
worth 100k
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this is the shit that’s finally going to get us written up in kotaku
“final fantasy XIV sexwork guild unionizes”
don’t you people do this to me
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felix you probably have nothing to worry about ive been so cancelled by The Right Games People im pretty kotaku proof
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Walking into a brothel for the second time in my life and having numerous people immediately recognize and welcome me – including someone who clearly did a mis-tell – was maybe the most anxiety inducing moment of my March 2020.
It was like all my worst dreams coming true.
I have a rep now.
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like they’d credit the forum
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oh god i completely forgot about my chocobo honking i hope i dont have a rep now too
zero patience (the person who screamed at me) was in voicr chat with the ye olde mistress all night in the brothel discord so i dunno whats actually up