no we can invite you to a cross-world linkshell! there’s regular linkshells as well but uh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody use one. you’re on the same data center as us so it’ll be fine until you transfer!
me (sevanya jughashvili) and pook are both on so if you’re playing rn add one of us and we can get you in the SB cross-world
We spent 650,000 gil so Bachelor could get called daddy by a tall woman, get a footjob, and then lose his virginity in a hot tub. A woman took a pussy expanding potion. This game is beautiful.
i just told someone to hold onto tigers balls because they’re so big they might bust through the floor
mr mountain is roleplaying a catholic so he keeps talking about his seed and how many babies its gonna make
this is definitely worth the 100k i threw in
never felt more like the no. 2 guy of the evil rich villain of a Steven Seagal movie than I have ordering a sex worker to rub bachelor’s balls and call him daddy while he cums like a dolphin
this is where the next great american novel gets written. not in smoky bars or run down coffee shops or during self-discovery road trips, but here in some random final fantasy players virtual apartment in a videogame brothel
i got to make a gallager joke during this sexcapade and demand that tiger jizz through the back of her head like a dolphin so its a win win
this is why the marketboard economy is crashing all the money in ffxiv right now is in sex work
gdi the one day i decide to rest instead of playing all day
oh yeah i forgot the whole RP reason i was there was because the only way i can keep my pompadour up is moegadon jizz
I can’t believe I paid money so I could write that many fucking words.
Trying to get a job at the virtual brothel because these girls make 240k gil an hour is the hardest I’ve ever tried to gain employment in my life
They made me wait for like an hour to get an interview in the brothel and then the annoying ye olde dominatrix they had interview me made me wait for like another 10 minutes while they assembled naked players around their edgy truedom office space before finally asking me to describe making someone give me a footjob. I did an incredibly good job because I take pride in my fucking profession and then she kicked me out without reading it because I took longer than 2 minutes to type it. I mean if you’re going to make me go through some stupid fucking interview process at least be professional right?
Somebody in the brothel messaged me afterwards to tell me my character was cute and that I did a great job though! I’m leaving that bitch a shitty Yelp review. This is why we need a union.
Far and away the best recurring gag in this game is the WoL’s unguarded moment of pure terror whenever she runs into the Minstrel, or a new representative of the House of Splendors.
fuck it let’s set you up a room in the FC house. i’m not using mine. we’ll all keep out of the way when clients are expected
yeah someone i know in the game is starting their own maid/sex cafe out of an apartment so why cant we run shit out of the FC house? its all to get a bigger place anyway
