Fading Brakelight Obscurity III - Green-Orange-Checkered Edizione (Part 3)

Stuntman Ignition

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The answer is Halo, and I am very afraid.

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2.7k for a Celica Convertible?

@Felix your mission, if you take it, is to add this artifact to your stable of rides ….

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its really funny that jello biafra is running out of ways to have a captive audience to blab endlessly at so he literally has to sell you his car and trap you inside it with him

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I was CERTAIN this was a joke when I saw it but no

Beyond parody, the jello story

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jello i think is the first true infodumper i ever encountered

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It’s no surprise, but my God how the mighty have fallen!

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ouch, but that had been coming for a while now… as much as i was looking forward to playing Fujimi Kaido, i struggle to recall when i turned the last lap in FM8 this year (probably around August or July, i guess?)

it felt pretty dead in the water by then already, and i guess it will stay this way…

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forza motorsport died to me the second they ruined everything for esports in 7

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Was that when they introduced lootboxes for scamming whales?

because that was a def lowlight of the series :tronyell:

idk if it had loot boxes but there were dumb driver cosmetics to buy

it destroyed the thing of letting you tune any car to any level, everything is based on “hoppers” so you have to pick from a themed set of cars for each event. this also applied to the mp which made it incredibly boring because half the time you couldn’t drive what you really wanted to and who wants to put up with all the rammers and shit in forza online if you’re being forced to drive cars you don’t care about anyway

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ahhh OK, seems there was another reason why i never raced online w/ others back then.

it’s almost pitiful to see what kind of product they had to compete with the Grand of all 2rismos, and they dropped the ball so hard that a GT8 feels more probable to succeed than FH6, which should be a mega success based on the fact that any game that has “Japan! Cars!” written over it seems to sell well.

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Forza bitch fest:

I never got into forza online even once I had easy access to my friends XBox + nice wheel because the online didn’t punish shitheads enough. For some reason it was so much worse than Gran Turismo. Ramming got so bad they outlawed minivans and if a game with this many kinds of cars is for anything to me its unusual car racing. I dont know why they couldn’t figure out a way to determine if someone was a rammer other than that they just didnt care. Does this person come into a corner too hot to possibly stop, impact another car nose-to-side such that they leave the track? If yes they are a rammer. EZPZ. Im 100% sure that if mod lobbies could have been created rammer jail would have been invented on like day 2. If they have the tech to create drivitars they have the tech to punish shitheads. I’m only annoyed because it was so close to a really good thing.

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I feel like if there’s enough collisions in a lobby the game should just disable them lmao

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Dowloading my first ever Forza game - Horizon 5. What is the quickest way for me to get the Scirocco? a.k.a the dream machine a.k.a my actual car

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my advice is to uninstall the game because it’s a microsoft product

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just drive around for a bit, do some races and you should be able to afford the Scirocco pretty quickly (if it’s an unlockable, phew… you may wanna try the auction house then, sometimes there are cars to be had for cheap)

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special gentleman encountered this eve

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… Respect Your Elders indeed :servbotsalute:

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