E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

They are in a church.
This is bizarre.

well this is already completely terrible

ALL I CAN HEAR IS THE POOR JOB OF MICING THEY DID ON SHAUN

HOLY SHIT

MIC CHECKS ARE THERE FOR A REASON

shouldn’t I be watching trump and friends trying to end the world instead. is this really what life has come down to. help me, select button

real inside baseball stuff

if he says church one more time I’m writing a really mean essay so fucking help me

I’m really having to trim my eyebrows a lot more lately, is that happening to anyone else

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no, but I do get a crazy elf eyebrow hair on my left brow now

why is everyone holding their phones up to record it. this shit is literally on the internet you god damn monkies

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Is it just me or does this song sound familiar

All of them phones out in an E3 conference instead of getting a copy of the stream later on, cmon journalists keep up with the times.

Worshiping at the altar of video games. Playing banjo in a church where they’re holding a press conference. This started out weird alright.

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I find myself ripping out nose hairs every other day now because I feel them

this is less than ideal

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OH MY GOD PHALANX REBOOT!

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I’m not sure why I’m watching this when they’ve already said what they’re showing and I definitely don’t care about any of it

Teenage indifference, just what I need to re-experience to fulfill my childhood dreams.

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we are creatures of habit

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those flannels are like an apocalypse fantasy all their own

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oh right I forgot she’s gay!

god can they just recast ellen page as ellen page at this point

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I’M JUST A GIRL

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