E3 2018: 15 years of no new console F-Zero

The crowd’s refusal to get into Andrew WK is the funniest thing at one of these events so far

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Holy shit Tim Willits is tiny next to Magnus whatshisname from Avalanche. Are all Swedes just bigger than us puny Americans?

this is a game cliffyb wishes he could make

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There’s a lot more COLOR in this than I expected, but I also never played the previous game so maybe that’s just how it is?

No the previous game was very drab. Lots of browns and yellows and grays. The pinks and purples in the sequel are very fresh.

yeah seconding that the original game was very bland.

it feels like an infusion of borderlands tbh

but at least bethesda was confident enough to plug the single player content and not a multiplayer experience.

does anyone even care about their stupid card game

I just woke up and uhhh

“Stabbing”

Yaaaawn

they’ve said nothing we didn’t already know about so far. Is this just a gloating conference?

I will go to bat for BulletStorm but I want to think that was more of the work of People Can Fly.

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They should just play “You better get ready to die” on a loop in the background at a very low volume during this entire event

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YOU BETTER GET READY TO BUY

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is there a betting pool for what platform skyrim is going to be ported to next

Is there a mobile version yet?

there literally aren’t any left

Skyrim for the Nintendo New 3DS

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Jeez we’re in the boring part of the presser now because I don’t care about any of this Elder Scrolls CCG or MMO let’s just check the headlines.

“Trump Threatens to End Trade with All Allies”

Hm I guess this Black Marsh expansion looks kind of neat I mean Argonians are pretty sweet characters in general.

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is Skyrim on Roku yet

This looks very Doom-ish!

This better be real cuz it’s the only thing I care about.

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