There’s this truism out there that series 5 is so clearly the best thing in the revived series, and I, uh. I’m getting sick of it. It’s not reality. RANT CROSS-POST. (I use some terms of group consensus/faux objectivity in here as a dialectical tool, since we all know people want to know what the Winning Side thinks before casting their ballots. (Also, this kind of discussion is stupid, so I took a lazy route.))
But, is series 5 the strongest? On what basis?
- The Eleventh Hour: Solid introduction; very few notable bumps.
- The Beast Below: Train wreck. One of Moffat’s very worst scripts.
- Victory of the Daleks: Absolute train wreck. A point of regular mockery, that is all the more glaring in light of how hard it tries to ape what is regularly considered the best-ever Dalek story.
- Time of the Angels / Flesh and Stone: Solid sequel, that I quite like but everyone else seems to complain about.
- The Vampires of Venice: One of the most mediocre scripts of the revived series. Which is to say, classic Whithouse.
- Amy’s Choice: One of Smith’s very best episodes. There should have been more like this.
- The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood: 90 minutes of pure travesty, that is all the worse for being basically an inept remake of one of the best stories in Doctor Who history.
- Vincent and the Doctor: Very nice, if mired in an infuriating neoliberal Capitalistic framework (if only he knew how much MONEY people get from speculating on his paintings now! Surely that would give him the will to live!); it’s cool how the monster is a transparent (as it were) metaphor for Vincent’s mental condition. His invisible demons.
- The Lodger: Fun bit of fluff.
- The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang: Well… it’s got a neat Cyberman segment in it. The story makes no sense at all except in a purely symbolic, literary metaphysical sense. (The image of a thing is the thing; the memory of a thing is the thing.) The mechanics that deliver that nonsense are pure self-indulgent gimmickry (e.g., the Bill & Ted / Curse of Fatal Death logic), delivered with the full force of the unsavory braggadocio that underlines Moffat’s pre-Capaldi writing.
And then there’s just the matter of Gillan’s character, and what an unpleasant presence the scripts make her out to be until Rory becomes a full-time companion and the show dials back her self-absorption somewhat.
Strictly on the basis of the scripts, we’ve got
- Four of the worst episodes of the revived series
- One of the least remarkable episodes (in any respect) of the revived series
- A genial, if basically inconsequential, bottle episode
- Five of the only really good episodes of Smith’s run
- A troubled finale with some good ideas, several bad ones, lots of icky boasting and showing-off both in the nature of the script and the words and actions assigned the characters, and one genuinely cool moment with the resolution of the apparent continuity error from several episodes earlier.
There are a few good episodes, but most of the good parts are offset by something else that’s more dreadful than the good thing is good. By the merits, the only things that series 5 clearly outshines as a whole would have to be Tennant’s first series (to which it compares quite favorably, which may in part speak to its exaggerated reputation) and Smith’s latter two series, which gradually devolve from that standard.
Which in turn speaks to the broader quality of Smith’s era. Much as within series five, his one middling accomplishment (having a better debut run than his predecessor) is offset by the two worst runs of the revived series. On any level of the fractal you choose to magnify, if you find a positive quality in the Smith era, however modest, it is undercut on the same scale by a negative force of equal or greater power.
Really the only era that I hold in less regard is Saward’s handling of the early '80s. Moffat’s early record as a showrunner exhibits many of the same problems, offset by a much greater wealth of creative talent (however poorly it might at times be implemented) and a lack of the systemic setbacks (from producer to BBC management) that plagued the show back then.
That Moffat has rebounded so strongly in the last few years, and employed such a clear sense of self-awareness over his previous blind spots, is kind of miraculous, and to my mind helps to cement his influence on the show in positive terms.