The film version has been going around twitter so we might as well do our own SB games version
I’ll start
Local Council proclaims ducks are good
2 Likes
You’re an awkward man devoid of all social graces
4 Likes
A boy and his husky try to resolve the problems caused by a scatter-brained scientist.
Police investigate a mansion after complaints from nearby residents regarding wild animals.
3 Likes
A child with obsessive-compulsive tendencies vows to collect at least one of each species of animal.
5 Likes
Some friends attend a mascot convention and optimise increasing percentages.
1 Like
A woman tries to leave her past and town behind but finds her attempts impeded by the local pharmaceutical company,
A rookie cop arrives to town to find that his training (and welcoming party) has been put on hold.
A man loses his daughter.
A girl gets lost in the mall.
5 Likes
The weather is shit, and you’re just walking around briskly.
You get in the exact same car you own in real life and drive it around.
6 Likes
A man visits his friend in China and then they both leave.
13 Likes
A plumber commits heinous acts against the local wildlife.
60 hours of sidequests but you get to have sex on a unicorn.
You need to satiate your girlfriend’s death wish by driving into on-coming traffic.
Red-haired man slams himself into monsters and eventually gets laid.
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A boy takes a gap year in China.
13 Likes
A man rescues the president’s daughter.
Two men rescue the president.
4 Likes
A boy turns to religion to mourn his crush.
2 Likes
A boy with a rough exterior but a heart of gold has to turn things around at his prestigious boarding school.
A boy tries to help a girl who loves birds but struggles with her mother.
A young woman finds herself in a surrogate mother role for a group of teenagers and has to help them come to grips with their psychological trauma.
Your friend’s mom murdered a dung beetle and now your friend’s a fascist dictator.
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A boy stretches every day to show his appreciation for his girlfriend who is taller than him.
7 Likes
There’s so much junk on the ground, and it’s your turn to pick it all up so your dad can throw it away.
9 Likes
Funny animals collect rocks so the round man cannot pick up the same rocks.
1 Like
Describing what you do in Factorio is already as boring as possible so I’m not even going to attempt that one.
2 Likes
blonde twink has a bad day
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A very nice lady shows you how to use mayonnaise in various ways
4 Likes