Den of Screenshots

Chevluh · December 16, 2018, 10:05am

Yeah, Below is merely semi-random, the general layouts of each level and each room are kept on a tight leash, at least for the first six levels.

villain · December 16, 2018, 9:39pm

betterthan fuckoffkenta

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This old creeper just shows up at this 8-year-old’s apartment talking about being her dad’s rival and punching his monkey in college. Then he gives her a monkey named after himself.

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This monkey is a piece of garbage. This is after I fed it curry and a banana. How many monkeys get curry and a banana?

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Now no monkeys get curry and a banana. Shitty monkeys get corn from the midwestern United States.

Finally, somehow, I got this menu:
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Shopping takes me to this menu:

Speaking words of wisdom, let it buy.

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Apparently, I can tell the monkey what to buy, or just let the monkey do its thing. I don’t know why I’d ever leave it up to the piece of shit monkey.
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BustedAstromech · December 17, 2018, 1:55am

oh, so that game is actually called…Monkey Puncher.

Well that makes sense

villain · December 17, 2018, 2:02am

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apparently it was only released in english in europe. i guess americans weren’t ready to punch monkey.

Grandpa · December 20, 2018, 12:29am

I appreciate that for a massive game that most people will just fly over and never really explore, the Just Cause 4 team put in dumb little Easter eggs like this.

Father.Torque · December 20, 2018, 2:50am

Felix · December 20, 2018, 2:52am

Avalanche is still one of my favourite big studios, I just feel like they pushed this one out too soon after the last

In fairness, I didn’t think nearly enough people played the last one so trying to get more mileage out of it isn’t a bad thing

Grandpa · December 21, 2018, 2:13pm

Sure am glad a bunch of irrational dweebs issued death threats at random Insomniac developers so I could take these piss filter screenshots with the ol’ Ribbed For Her Pleasure Raimi suit. Worth all that anxiety and agony inflicted, I’m sure!

gamers are the worst y’all

Mikey · December 21, 2018, 9:26pm

Library of Blabber

villain · December 22, 2018, 8:33pm

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i lost my map and couldn’t find my way back to north clock town after finding the fairy fragment and then the graphics got all glitchy as fuck near a statue. :\

villain · December 23, 2018, 4:36am

soul hackers has a compatibility test that determines which of the cast of characters (playable or not) you’re most compatible with.

i got madame ginko.
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sh_yellowmon
love this alternate reality where sony made walkman monitors.

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evil jack nicholson (jaaku nicholson?)

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the internet

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this kid is wearing the school uniform from shin megami tensei if…

Rudie · December 23, 2018, 5:39am

Grandpa · December 23, 2018, 5:32pm

Well, that was a fun game. Til the next one, I guess.

cammykitten · December 25, 2018, 8:29pm

The joie de vivre of home decorating…
I didn’t know this feeling until this very moment.

toups · December 27, 2018, 7:47pm

ben drowned

villain · December 28, 2018, 3:00am

GHOST IN THE ROM

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Mikey · January 4, 2019, 5:38pm

Those proportions seem much stranger on large statuary.

Grandpa · January 4, 2019, 8:59pm

Ubisoft makin’ their case for assassin Nendoroids.

Father.Torque · January 5, 2019, 3:59am

The heck is this?

Mikey · January 5, 2019, 1:21pm

Assassin’s Creed: Rebellion. It’s definitely a AAA mobile tie-in (timesink or money pit? The choice is yours, player!)