Verse 1:
There are some games that we just can’t play,
They’re so bad we have to put them away.
So let me tell you about ten of the worst,
PC-88 games that’ll make you feel cursed!
Chorus:
These games are bad, they’re the worst you’ll find,
Playing them once will blow your mind!
But we can still have fun with a smile,
As we play and sing for awhile.
Verse 2:
First up is Booby Kids, a game that’s quite bizarre,
A side-scrolling platformer that’ll leave you with a scar.
The controls are clunky, the graphics are quite rough,
Playing this game will make you feel quite tough.
Verse 3:
Next up is Gegege no Kitarou, a game that’s quite strange,
The graphics are bad, the controls are a bit deranged.
The monsters are scary, but the gameplay’s quite lame,
Playing this game will make you feel quite tame.
Verse 4:
Now we come to the game, Xanadu Scenario II,
A game that’s quite dull, it’ll leave you feeling blue.
The graphics are poor, the controls are quite tough,
Playing this game will be quite rough.
Verse 5:
Ramon, a game that’s quite bizarre,
The graphics are poor, it’ll leave you with a scar.
The controls are clunky, the gameplay’s quite lame,
Playing this game will make you feel quite tame.
Verse 6:
We’ve got Kudou Touhaiden, a game that’s quite bland,
The graphics are poor, it’ll leave you feeling quite unmanned.
The controls are quite bad, the gameplay’s quite tough,
Playing this game will be quite rough.
Verse 7:
The game Higemaru Makaijima, a game that’s quite lame,
The graphics are bad, the controls are quite insane.
The monsters are scary, but the gameplay’s quite lame,
Playing this game will make you feel quite tame.
Verse 8:
Now we’ve got the game, Dragon Knight II,
A game that’s quite bland, it’ll leave you feeling quite blue.
The graphics are poor, the controls are quite tough,
Playing this game will be quite rough.
Verse 9:
Baraduke II is a game that’s