Marooned the other morning. Lately she gets on me and settles in for the long haul whenever I’m in anything resembling a sitting position.
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This old dude showed up on our front porch in the summer, feral and starving. A few months of food and kindness later, he’s settled in nicely and has grown into a total cuddle bug.
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Didn’t notice you had shot in black and white and at first thought you had found yourself the greyest possible cat on earth.
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He is actually very grey
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The other night I was running an errand and cut through the local pet store, as you do around here when the nearby music store has closed and taken the pedestrian passthrough it minds with it.
small cat had a lot to say, accepted some scratches
small cat offered a presentation on the Perils of Feline Eugenics when it shoved its whole $1300 CFA-registered snoutless face straight into its bowl and hogged out, shaking off the loose wet food that had pressed into its nose and eyeballs when it came up for air
many cameras protect small cat from Small Cat Heist >:|
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On the list of jobs for parker, this is probably pretty low, but someone should save this furball from the kind of assholes who would pay $1300 for a cat.
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“Your Honor, I had no intention of selling the cat for profit, personal or otherwise. I stole the cat in question because I object to the notion of $1300 pedigree cats in principle and wished to give them a life free of the burden of their terrible lineage.”
“I understand that the breeder and the pet store have lost their investment in this $1300 cat, but have you considered that… money… is bad… ?”
*everyone in the court is struck dumb by this incredible notion the cat and I stride out of the courtroom bathed in an aureate glow the nation rings with the sound of Cat Fancier Registrations being ripped to shreds and the shackles of base commerce shattering as everyone joins hands + paws in a bold new world of sharing + caring where no one goes hungry and cat and dog breeding is no longer controlled to get Noses That Do Not Work *
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Yes, I am guilty, motherfucker, I am Death
relationship with Weird Cork Chicken deteriorating of late
relationship with Deep Discount Store Blanket improving?
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in theme with your avatar
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John so rarely gets on me it’s such a joy when he does.
Then @jsnlv came home and he abandoned me like usual.
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