what ungodly black magic marketing research could have led to this existing
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honestly the no legs thing is a pretty good idea tho
if i’m ever donning a VR helmet it is to escape the sensation of having a body, not replicate it
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Have you met someone that works at facebook?
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truly hope that a company with the resources and stupidity of facebook will make a dystopian corporate hellscape matrix worthy of worlds dot com, early second life, or playstation home
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sequel to horizon zero dawn is taking a wild direction
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horizon zero wing dawn rebellion
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It’s kind of a bummer that most VR stuff now is standing and modeled around Job Simulator or an FPS. Yes, it’s the most intense and compelling simulation but it’s also fatiguing and reminds me of my body’s problems. I don’t want to die in Superhot because my lumbar spine can’t limbo.
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facebook horizon and forza horizon are a bit too similar from a relaxed, hamming distance point of view, or is that just me…
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ok i just watched this and why the fuck do the people not have legs
a) Facebook’s algorithm decided that legs were inessential when it comes to recognizing human presence
b) deleting everything below the waist is the only way to get people not to use this for Sex Stuff
c) they forgot
d) legs will be a unique customizable “add-on” you can purchase either with a credit card or by earning HorizonPoints by reporting “Unlikeable” activities to Facebook
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the marketing is somehow still “person in headset seems to be having way more fun than the other beings around them with real responsibilities and anxieties, yes, including the cat, and really wants you to know how much fun they’re having”
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legs are vessels for mischievous inverse kinematics demons
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Solution: always be walking knee deep in dense foliage or murky water so you can’t see what your feet are really doing anyway.
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Swamp Dreams
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There’s no multiplayer in TLoU2. The dream is dead. I guess this time you really are the last of us.
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they have no legs because it’s a world in which the ghosts defeated pac-man
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let’s hope, just like second life, it’ll eventually be overrun with furries, real estate buyers, anime girls, and normies in denial and they’re all into bdsm
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i always thought in the future our upper-bodies would be shitty and weak but our legs would be jacked as hell like, ostriches and shit, and we’d just kick the shit out of each other all of the time and prance around, and kick holes into things, like ostriches. i figure humans eventually just becoming ostriches isn’t too far-fetched considering it seems like ostriches always have kind of a shitty attitude, like humans.
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maybe they’re quietly micro-targeting the vast and underserved Invisible Ghost Legs + Genitals Fully Visible Top Half fetish community
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imagine being a facebook user and thinking
“yeah, i wanna be fully immersed in this”
like facebook already decimated all the boomers’ brains. wth would this do?
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