wernHer Von Braun
before hillary, only a man could dream of becoming a nazi rocket scientist
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getting gross in google docs
The plague bubo-like growths that store an elf’s excess solar energy (and which they may, in times of great need–when underground, or simply far from the Faelands and The Courts of Everlasting Day and forced to go about when it is night–cut from their bodies and consume like batteries) crop up under various names in various markets in different parts of the world. These are usually just animal organs filled with whatever the counterfeiter thinks an elf’s metabolic peculiars should taste like. Very few human beings have ever seen an elf not draped from neck to ankle in voluminous, multifoliate robes; a pig’s bladder inflated with vinegar, wine, and diced rosemary is enough to convince the desperate or bored and rich. In no place with laws is this trade legal. In no place will an elf respond positively to the discovery of the genuine article for sale.
I guess
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mount and get laid
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thinkin bout thos elf nodules
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Shrek-Fu
Soulja Boy George Michael Jackson Five Finger Death Punch
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Being able to do an accurate Pikachu impression would be such an insanely good party trick it makes me want to try mastering it.
I want you to know I laughed out loud at this
cancelvania
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tbqhimbo (to be quite honest in my bad opinion)
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Taking bets now on how many minutes into 2021 we will get until the first “2020 in hindsight” essay is published
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excuse me mr oppenheimer, don’t you mean “i have become death?” grammar fail lol
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Datsun-dere
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Elantra-kun
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if tsui hark directed a christmas movie it should be called “harold angel”
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simp 'er, fi
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