As a gamer, I love to shun the console power button and Close Program command when the “Saving Game” icon is displayed in the bottom right corner of my television screen.
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As a Microsoft Windows user, I like to hit alt+F4 to quit out of programs instead of using the appropriate menu option
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As a gamer I love when the “open door” button is the same button as “pick up item”, and my inventory is full so I can never hope to open this door because there is an item right in front of it.
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As a gamer, I love getting hyped up for games that I’ll never get around to playing.
as a gamer, I delight in entering the pre-order code and not using the items it grants me access to.
DBT means dick in butt therapy
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As a gamer, I love when the Punch button and the Talk button are the Same button
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Press L1 while holding R3 and swiping on the touchpad to trade with/punch a Porter in the face.
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my microwave smells like vagina this is not a joke
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daphny’s underboob sweat smells like dick and balls sometimes. kind of a cummy smell
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I would ban myself for posting this
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come on felix you post about eyefucking your garbagewoman and shit, I think you can cut me some slack
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for sale baby shoes never worn baby come on baby buy these shoes
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Someone elses: “5) A romantic development between the Captain and a mermaid looking, Orz Queen (and gratuitous Alien sex as promised…)”
texas deranger
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don drapers drop the D campaign
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(Tides of Numenara must be a salad dressing or pasta sauce…)
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the only good things to come out of the midwest are emo and trans girls
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