Brain garbage


#21

Are you okay my man


#22

Everything I found was either a checklist of which sex utensils to bring to a date or notes for novels that make no sense and are terrible, especially out of context. My evernotes are way too personal for this thread


#23

Of the event itself I’ve little to add to the existing discourse. Between Part & Mircea’s Small Unit Tactics of the Dwarves, Vol 7: Ambuscade Defense and the anonymous, salacious chapbook “Beneath a Carriage, Mewling” the occasion has been thoroughly litigated in sources available to even the most backwater bumpkin who stumbles across the words I write here.

placenta is the slag from the ore that was smelted in the gestation of baby dwarf; there was a history of weighing placenta vs. the finished product, thankfully lost

caul is the cap that guards the infant’s thoughts and augurs a particularly wise child


#24

I just remembered that Command and Conquer Red Alert made me obsessed with the Hammer and Sickle flag from an early age. The copy of the game I had came with a little hammer n sickle pin, even. In Mario Kart DS you could draw your own banner, so I made mine a hammer and sickle. My wife hated it.

Very telling about my current politics, really.


#25

Pap schmear

Warning: biologically gross


#26

I laughed


#27

There’s a very melodramatic note on my flip phone from when I worked at a balloon factory:

If I die, smash my computer and burn my hard drive. Bury me in the woods. I do not want a funeral. What the earth has given to make me, I want to give back to the earth. To be misremembered is worse than to be forgotten.

The next one says:

lmao whoever wrote that last note needs to chill out


#28

Of course I’ve got that BAE:

Big
Ass
Energy


#29

I truly appreciate you Clint