Boom to the beat to the boom to the bass. Boom to the beat to the
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iâd play this videogame
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Pikmin grow into piranha plants
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Im shortening Thanks the Thaks now
Digimon SCOTUS
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Antlion vs. Breadeater
Iâm so sorry. I have to dump this garbage somewhere.
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Cyberpunk 2077 sucking is the most cyberpunk thing about it.
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I want to make a movie where the plot is that SETI is controlled by the CIA, has found alien intelligences, and is roped into preventing them from adopting communism, even though every alien civilization is too far away to ever reach earth or each other. The entire movie would just be nerds in meetings and at desks.
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âyankee doodle dandyâ was just the 18th-century version of âskibidi ohio rizzâ
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Thatâs actually, wowâŚ
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If we still had 2016 twitter you could have turned this into a media career
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becoming twitter-famous would have been the worst possible thing to happen to me
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I still regret not being able to parlay getting Fox News angry at my tweet about Scalia dying into cash money
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One of my tweets got on CNN back in ~2012, but I canât for my life remember what it was.
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alternate universe character prompted by the goings on thread:
Pepcid Barrett, does not get thrown out of his band for ingesting copious amounts of antacid
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thatâs a gundam name
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in this universe they have a song on the first album called The Gnome The Gundam:
I want to tell you a story
'bout a little mech
some fancy tech
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A rough and tumble kid
By the name of Pepcid
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The Honkers from Yonkers
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putting away groceries to the tune of âwhat is this feeling?â from wicked: yogurt. straw-berry fla-vored yogurt 
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