thining about how i’ve written at least two tepid half-defences of ffx on here (for free, i did not get any square enix payments for this valuable labour) and contemplating making that my bit, like a wrestling heel gimmick or something, whenever someone complains about ffx in passing i show up and start posting things like “cant hear you too busy maxing out my sphere grid :weeping laughter emote:” or “just got lulu’s celestial weapon after doing 200 timed lightning dodges on the thunder plains… triggered much? >:p still say this game isn’t fun?” etc. i predict i would make 100k as a substack / twitch personality within the first year and then my headless, dismembered torso would be discovered in a field after somehow getting on the wrong side of those guys who get in your face if you say the plot of kingdom hearts is hard to follow.
blackdahlia28 knew what she was getting into when she decided to weigh in on the forums without first familiarising herself with the events of KH 358 / 2 Days.
“this post sent me to the far plane”
sexcore
Hunter Gatherer S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson Submachinegun
Hunter S. Thwompson
Frustums, Frenulums, and Fingertracking: Why Teledildonics Was Done Dirty and How Sean Vanaman Aims to Please with Valve’s Ambitious New VR Project
TLoZ: Only Built 4 Cuban Link
Grendgend of Grelda: Grinks Gawakening
Femshemp
Knuck tats idea: SONI CAND
Diablo Immoral
Mars Needs Gooners
corn on the hog
leaving steam’s “is now playing” status on is a cry for help.
tinker tailor soldier SHARK
::brief pause::
“Game on!”
Clairbuoyant: combination tarot readings and lazy river
Silent hill is a funny name for a horror franchise because a hill that isn’t silent is honestly much scarier