brain garbage/mental recycling

Sitcom, setting is outside a small house in San Francisco. A smartly dressed man is hanging up a flag:

Enter Frank: Hey George. Hanging up a pride flag I see. I didn’t know that they moved Pride Month to November.

George: It’s not pride month, and it’s not a pride flag. Finishes hanging. It’s an upside down pride flag.

Frank, looking confused: I didn’t know they had an upside down.

George, exasperated: Of course it has an upside down! Anyway, I’m hanging it as a sign of distress, because DeSantis won.

Audience track: awwwwww

Frank thinks before responding: But it’s just colors isn’t it? How can it have an upside down?

George: ALL FLAGS HAVE COLORS FRANK.

Audience track: laughter

Frank: yeah but most have shapes too

George: A RECTANGLE IS A SHAPE

Audience track: louder laughter

Frank: Not really

George starts to head inside, and Frank gets startled and yells out:

Frank: Hey, wait! George wait. I just wanted to say something.

George, looking slightly relieved

Frank: The anarchist flag is just solid black, right?

Audience track: laughter and cheers, hold on George looking miserable, then fade to commercial.

Fuck around and find doubt

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“No consumption under capitalism is ethical” I loudly declare while waiting in line for my New Limited Edition Pollinator’s Garden Quarterpounder made from 100% all honeybee

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Made up military unit according to my delirious falling in and out of sleep brain: “Mob 181, or ‘Danny filthy’, is a South African paramilitary unit tracing back to… [Black and white photo][Sound of men singing a marching tune][???]”

Jesus was a good boy, he didn’t deserve what happened to him.

You mean the crucifixion? That was God’s glory and the redemption of man.

No, I meant christianity. He didn’t deserve to have christianity happen to him. Imagine being a schizophrenic pacifist revolutionary and 2000 years later your name is most associated with crusades, drone strikes, and hatred of the poor.

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i dont know what they’ll use to make The Elder Scrolls VI, but The Elder Scrolls VII will be made with sticks and stones

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When Oppenheimer comes out I’m going to go to the theater and ask for a ticket to The Nutty Professor and see if they know what I mean

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Gives “fat man” a whole new meaning

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Broke
Woke
Mononoke

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unapologetic arpeggiated square waves

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Gidget: Past As Future

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If I gained magical girl powers my ultimate attack (season 2) would be called Maximum Luxury Overdose.

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getting burned at the stake for visiting a vocaloid forum and suggesting that we could use AI to figure out how hatsune miku would actually sound

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scrimbom
shibbity and i go for slams
shibbity bibbity and i go for the slams
i can’t be stopped because my name 'a too shibbeh
scrimdam skimbram stipple-dee-dipple-dee
big time slams

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slay as I do
not as I slew

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this reads like an actual line that joss whedon would write for a modern buffy revival where she’s raising a teenage daughter

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oh no

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Homocisnormatives are the tankies of gender

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guy who omits the San from all those city names in california because he doesn’t believe any of those fellas were saints

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I’m done with cinematic universes. From now on every movie needs to end with earth being obliterated by an asteroid to ensure no possibility of a sequel or spin-off

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