[thick southern accent]: it’s time to play sum doom an hug ma dawg
i think it’s really funny when ppl complain about how a video game “doesn’t respect their time.” like, my friend, you are playing a video game. do you respect your time?
(yes i understand the point please don’t lecture me about this. that is why i am posting it here)
“Jump into the underground lake and when Gollum says, ‘Now we’d better take off these wet rags, precious’ exit to the title screen and start a new game file with the name NUDE GOLLUM”
I believe in traditional Scythian values like hoarding precious medals, travelling a lot for survival reasons, scalping enemies and making mead goblets from their skulls, carrying projectile weapons and riding highly mobile one person vehicles, killing obnoxious family members in ritual combat, taking estrogen to change sex characteristics and sending incomprehensible messages to people who think they’re more civilized than me.
No one’s made the porn parody Invasion of the Booty and Snatches
durandal voice acted by stewie from family guy
Holding a struggle session over ethical organization and labor practices in the context of the past 200 years of social relations as the hordes of zombies close in, in order to resolve our disagreements about how the barricades should be constructed
i was thinking about the time i saw a cheerios box that just contained a single enormous cheerio, scaled to fill the box, and when i pointed it out to my wife she said “yeah it’s a big cheerio. do they not have those over here?”. but when i brought it up to her today she said i dreamed it… not sure what to believe any more.
Thinking about how so much music I like has come out of Dayton Ohio, and yet in the 5 months I lived there, it was the most boring place. Feels connected.
On the plus side, I went back there a few years later and got completely shit faced in the college neighborhood, ended up walking past drunk people fucking in a field, and got guided back to the house I could sleep in by my friend on a front porch yelling so I could echolocate him.
That town sucks, but the music is good and Wright Patterson has a lot of cool ass planes, ya know, as long as you can stomach all the murders they represent.
Why arent mocap suits a popular character skin option?
semantics roadshow
Sea-man tics roads how?
Rocko’s Bassinet
[extreme 12-year-old console warrior voice] “It’s called the Nintendo Switch because you switch if off and walk away.”
Thinking about that scene in Con Air at the beginning where the friend of the attacker picks up his knife and runs away leading to conviction because he appeared unarmed, and how it reflects what used to be the edge of the overton window for socially allowable conservative self-defense paranoia, and how if it were remade today it would be a black boy getting shot in the back while trying to shoplift skittles and his friend picking up the skittles and running away, and it would play the same way, as the rightfully exonerating evidence disappearing.
its called the ps5 because
Prager Yu-Gi-Oh!