brain garbage/mental recycling

i will personally murder javascript…

java’s crypt

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(reading the “corrections” in a newspaper) you don’t regret the error. you don’t give a shit. come on.

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for this spell, i invoke thee: Sister Of Night In Chains, To Empower And Manifest!

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you’ve read myths over miami, right?

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No, but I will now!

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ambiently gay

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homosexual miasma

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I Have No Mic and I Must Stream

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I have mike and ice cream

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Could attribute that line to my wife

/wifeguypost

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you’re telling me a toilet made this paper

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the bangs of a priest

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New! from the language that brought you Jazz and Jizz: it’s Jozz

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Jizz was invented by George Lucas to give fans a label for how they’d feel at the exhaust pipe scene of The Empire Strikes Back

nine babies can’t make a woman in one month

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not with that attitude they can’t

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sweet urologist from uruguay, uranus

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Popful Milf

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Glizzy McGuire

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