brain garbage/mental recycling

[Mikey]

DJ Loctite

[u_u]

yeah sex is great but have you ever sat down at exactly 12:00 noon to eat your stupid little lunch of exactly 8 crackers, 4 pieces of cheese, and 4 teaspoons of peanut butter

[extrabastardformula]

my rhymes ain’t off the beat, they’re unshackled can’t be contained by bars
nicolas cage can’t hold me, on the shore of a nameless and untold sea
i never should have bought what they sold me
it chimes in my brain meat, I’ve shattered, my god i’m full of stars

[RT-55J]

western fantasy author helping truck-kun install a portal to the front of their rig to help them circumvent so-called anti-manslaughter legislation

[ronk]

why am i like this

[Felix]

Alex

cannot believe this didn’t do numbers

[doolittle]

[pantomiming a basketball free throw while crying]

“bawlin’”

[VastleCania]

[DaleNixon]

Bawl is life

[Mikey]

I’m not sure if I’ve ever had this, now that I think about it

[shnozlak]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a bawler
I wish I was emotionally free to put tears
on this collar
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

[AutomaticTiger]

I love this stuff, it’s exactly the right level of caffeine for me but you can’t find it anywhere but microcenters now.

[LaurelSoup]

Thanks to the Monster Hunter crew cracking jokes about it, I now stock up whenever I hit microcenter. I always stick to the cherry cola flavor though.

[Tulpa]

and the gas station next to my apartment

[u_u]

Had an idea for a thing I don’t really know what to do with, but imagine a What We Do In The Shadows type deal but instead of vampire archetypes from different kinds of media it’s just different versions of Satan

Like rockabilly Looney tunes Satan with business suit asshole Satan, huge muscly goat leg Satan, twisted sadist Satan, moody Paradise Lost Satan, hot bitch lady Satan, etc. There are so many!

[falsedan]

one of those horny games about covering things in viscous liquids then consuming it off the surface

oh, annoint-n-licks, yea

[doolittle]

kevin mcdonald jordan peterson sketch

[u_u]

Guy that goes into a coma because he refuses to eat anything but raw beef 100% sounds like a KITH sketch that is incomprehensible but still hilarious

[AutomaticTiger]

Oh my god he’s from Canada too

[Felix]

oh that’s absolutely key to understanding why he is the way he is