Wesley Snipe’s Uphill Ice-skating Championship
anonymous? more like annoynymous
:ox as the Germanic-language farmer approaches to attach the team to the plow: get a load of this guy, what a yoker
Lucario bimbofication
soundtrack to kirby’s dream buffet leaked early:
in fanworks where knucklels and rouge have kids, and some of the kids are bats, while others are echidnae, did rouge lay eggs for the echidna kids?
I did not know there were mammals that laid eggs. This is making me reconsider some things.
CW: Hatching echidna, fleshy and hairy
apparently baby echidnas are called puggles and i love that
Raining men but its spalin’ing men
watching a cereal advertise that it is soy free: aw, feminize me cap’n
kids these days going to college to get more knowledge? back in my day we went to stupider to get more jupiter
My father was able to just run away and join the circus, but in today’s economy I’m expected to go $420k into debt so that I can attend clown college. That’s why willenials are a lost generation
top 10? why, i can hardly even top 1!
i stg the amount of psychic damage i take when i read yt comments on music vids that say shit like “man i wish this was on spotify” has only increased as time has gone by. the recklessly enthusiastic plummeting movement towards the total cloudification of all media makes me so smad (sad + mad).
Referring to conscientious use of content warnings as “trigger discipline”
*otacon googling* Senator Armstrong vs President Michael Wilson DEATH BATTLE
no, it’s not sustainable yet… increase the budget a little more. little more - little more - little m- STOP!! that’s too much! it’s unsustainable again! aieeee!
(sombrely, poking through the ashes) all dead - all of them! but perhaps from their fiery death we can all learn a lesson. an important lesson, about - sustainability!
this is divine vengeance for not being a spider bootlicker like me.
Thats a lotta boots