all things #shrugpunk

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After careful consideration I decided this thread was where to post this video

The Modern Warfare 2 remaster adds in a few extra knife kill animations.


Even the finale snuck in a couple.




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I guess we really are in Pathologic’s world now

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remember in Warcraft when Ug’z’nU’ff–widely considered the King David of The Lore by True Blizzheads–presents a dowry of 100 Alliance Foreskins for the daughter of War Chief Soo’au’R’an’d’al?

fucked up that they patched out the quest where you personally harvest the 18 critical elf prepuces of legend for a harried, time-crunched Ug’z’nU’ff (in exchange for a class-specific groin armor piece) so early

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when I was picking which Mass Circumcision Bible Tale to base my post on, I didn’t realize I would be ending with an extremely tired mmo joke, but that’s where it went and I’ll just have to live with it now

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stokoe come home (to drawing the gronch) ;___;

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Never gonna forget the movie where Seagal got a stunt double to walk up some stairs for him.

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https://twitter.com/JonasKyratzes/status/1266318799885799426

Related?

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I would assume, the wacky foreign headless dude goes back at least as far as Herodotus in european culture

Yeah its totally a Blemmye

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double-crossing all possible fingers + toes also arms & legs themselves becoming an awkward, arthritic tangle of limbs and digits as I whisper my mantra to the universe please oh please don’t be the world where Jung, Eliade, and/or Campbell ever stumbled over either image or textual reference to Xingtian over and over

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