7~ Hours Games List Thread

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#59

yeah I am a comically aggressive optimizer / deeply culturally Protestant / have obsessive tendencies which I’ve gotten good at keeping in check

my entire being is exactly the kind of person who, by acting without consideration, drives engines of capitalism / sets unreasonable baselines / fails to create space for art, so I try not to do that lol

for a little while I was very upset over that part of myself and tried to be different and it was no use at all and made me feel lousy, so instead I just try to push it in good directions and make sure everyone knows I’m full of shit

anyway the Toyota Prius C is a very reliable and economical vehicle

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#61

yes well part of this whole situation of mine is that I find games that are supposed to tap into this impulse to be terrifyingly depressing

Stardew Valley is like the abyss pounding on my chest

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#62

this would’ve been more on the money for the record

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#63

this is relevant because I spent the weekend at the NYC Met and in 10 hours over two days I made it through three exhibits

my save file reads “9.03% completion”

my brother stuck by me for two hours before deciding we should really just SMS back together at the end of the day

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#64

did your phone autocorrect new york city to an abandoned PC form factor

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#65

it did, and right after I told it not to turn “probably” into “Pohung”

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#66

Nope.
Or rather, not yet!

I try to stay away from the 4th gen Prius, but like an unhealthy love obsession, i fear that it will reel me in one day, it’s just a tragic love story, infinitely repeated, basically.

for the record, driving this since 2014.

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#68

Heck I would have gone to the Met with you if I’d known you were around! (And I would have spontaneously combusted trying to slow down to your place)

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#69

Just finished playing this on my own for the first time, took me just under 7 hours.

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#70

BOOM

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#71

Pokemon if you only use one monster

#72

This is the only way I’ve played Pokémon games for approaching ten years now and it’s always been closer to 11 hours for me

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#73

you probably don’t pick blaziken then

#74

:man_shrugging:

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#75

Bloodrayne is 9 hours long but it would have been 7 hours long if they cut the Louisiana level down to like a single room or just a cutscene or just a text file you read at one point all of those would have been better than actually having to play those zombie bug levels.

Both Gungrave games are 5 hours of cutscenes and 2 hours of gameplay.

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#76

The mere mention of the Louisiana level in Bloodrayne is making me angry in ways I did not think were still possible. It’s one of the worst ways I’ve ever seen a videogame start!!

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#77

And they had more of it! You can use codes to play two additional levels of Louisiana! What we got in the final game was already edited down!

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#78

Grabbed by the Ghoulies

(yeah seriously I looked at my howlongtobeat stats and this is the only one that fits)

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#79

Aside from Starbound, I’ve completed all of these in ~7 hours.

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