10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

I actually only do this when a post is so much in a person’s voice that I hear them speaking it in my head. Otherwise, words don’t really exist in my head as audio unless I’m writing them. It’s interesting how differently people process stuff!!

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Facebook really is going to be the only website, huh?

e: OK, you got me. I blame Nick Kristof.

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:neutral_face:

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wow that site’s being hammered. fortunately, google has a cached version of it:

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Not falling for this thrice

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Cool looking 2D walking sim made entirely out of hand drawn paper assets.

https://www.librariumstudios.com/existensis

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jesus take the wheel

ac valhalla has 153ms median input latency on ps5. that’s nearly 10 frames!

edit: ok that’s on quality mode, it’s only 53 ms in 60 FPS mode, phew. i was freaking out for a minute there. don’t play on quality mode folks

i don’t have any of these consoles but input latency is one of my bugbears

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I’m reminded of the conspiracy theory that Google chose Assassin’s Creed as an early demo game for Stadia at conventions because it was already so laggy to handle inputs that the cloud tax was barely noticeable

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I feel like they outright said it at some point leading up to the closed beta

AC’s got latency partly by design in the first place, because they need it for the fancy animation systems to figure out how to make you move.

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First the Super Hot x Baba is You mashup, now this. Was there some game jam recently?

Act quick, there’s a ios GBA emulator on the App Store

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The more I see of this (and almost every game) the less interested I become. I feel like I’m entering a grouchy old age that I vowed I never would. I want to be surprised and soul kindled by games again. I feel like I’ve heard all of these lines in 25 other titles. I thought the simultaneous reality thing was cool but all it leads to is light world duck world MGS 3 cutscene stuff and it’s not as interesting as it was in 2004.

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would be interested in this tbh

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I was too slow

GBA Emu, you will live on in the memories of the devices who downloaded you. You were like a cherry blossom petal under a gentle rain

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I got it but the app doesn’t seem to do anything?