10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

I don’t remember the last one of these I watched but just dropping in the middle to catch a Witch Queen trailer it’s cringe beyond imagination. No E3 presentation was this bad

Alan Wake 2 and Dragon’s Dogma 2 are definitely gonna be the best weird AAA releases of 2023 once people have finally bought PS5s

the hollowed out corpse of telltale and the people who’ve made some life is strange games my sister loves, but it is branded as “a telltale series” so who knows

It’s Deck Nine, not Dontnod, don’t get too excited

Losing my shit at Sonic of the Wild complete with Ghibli piano

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these are some real mad libs reveals

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That thumbnail looks like someone’s sonic fangame made in Unreal Engine.

Edit: After watching the trailer I see it is not an inaccurate thumbnail.

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I was excited to see Deborah Wilson until she said Amanda Waller

Can’t wait to read about this one in Le Monde

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pretty cool trailer until the absolute gut punch at the end

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lmao i forgot they were making a star war

lemme just scribble in “dune 4x game”

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forspoken actually looks kind of neat, mostly because “3D open world solo RPG” has never been done with really mechanically and visually diverse spell effects like that before, and if they really crank up the complexity and the crowd control and such I think that will be novel

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isn’t that literally dragon’s dogma

yeah but dragons dogma still just felt like it was doing MT framework collisions half the time, the climbing was a way to disguise the simplicity of the physics. having more open ended interactions like that in an action game is actually a good use of next generation compute capacity

@Felix you said mad libs and the universe replied “vampire the masquerade battle royale”

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imagine dragons has to be the worst band of all time, right

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Pretty cool that they got a man with sepsis in his eye to present the accessibility award

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@BustedAstromech did you push for her to be stalked by perverts using the Nemesis System 2.0

can I have your old job and change the title to “pervert designer”

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