10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

slime · May 22, 2021, 1:50am

I always play the sniper in L4D and I end up having the highest DPS against tanks and slow guys

Mr_Mechanical · May 22, 2021, 2:35am

Biomutant comes out (finally) on the 25.

I haven’t bought a game at full price since, uhhh, AssCreed Valhalla? but this one might break my streak. I’ll definitely watch the streams/reviews either way.

lasa · May 22, 2021, 3:17am

this game seems like it was made solely for dave halverson

LaurelSoup · May 22, 2021, 7:03am

I’m probably going to play the shit out of this, but this formulaic trailer humor thing wasn’t ever funny. I have a feeling I’m going to grumble about the class system being a step in the wrong direction too.

Still impressed that a game about how the government doesn’t give a shit about the people of New Orleans during a disaster was a major release in 2009, and no one seemed to bat an eye.

Rudie · May 22, 2021, 2:27pm

GlamGrimfire · May 22, 2021, 6:53pm

ive heard this is a very good game

problyfine · May 22, 2021, 10:30pm

Coulda sworn it came out months ago

GlamGrimfire · May 24, 2021, 5:44am

it did on pc

captainlove · May 24, 2021, 2:39pm

What could possibly go wrong?

doolittle · May 24, 2021, 2:48pm

Is anyone really just chatting?

I hope there’s a tag for watching first person train/walking videos with the parasocial friend experience.

problyfine · May 24, 2021, 3:10pm

This is wonderfully hideous.

VastleCania · May 24, 2021, 3:19pm

i saw reborn and thought “ah, a remake of a ps2 or xbox game” but no, this was originally released in 2018

Ymer · May 24, 2021, 4:45pm

Oh right, I remember

isfet · May 24, 2021, 4:46pm

forum title?

villain · May 24, 2021, 4:50pm

Toni is “mankind’s last virgin.” The game may depict the “love between mankind’s last male virgin and female virgin. (Laughs.)”

Wait, so she isn’t mankind’s last virgin, then? Because there are at least two.

Sakurina · May 24, 2021, 5:09pm

doolittle · May 24, 2021, 5:12pm

I’m so happy for her major label debut! She’s been doing essentially this for a decade and the tech caught up.

Mikey · May 24, 2021, 5:17pm

Who had “Soulslike based on Pinocchio” on their bingo card?

As the puppet mechanoid Pinocchio, you will wind your way through the streets of a ruined city, crafting weapons from the materials you find in the world, and interacting with the remaining few who manage to survive in this pre-industrial hellscape. The more you lie, the more human you become, with all the advantages and disadvantages that it entails. A richly detailed crafting system, profound narrative choices, and deeply customizable character progression round out the RPG features in Lies of P.

Victor · May 24, 2021, 5:25pm

this seems very funny to me right now

Brooks · May 24, 2021, 5:32pm

there better be some ambergris scavenging