# NO RANGERS ALLOWED **URL:** \ **Category:** Podcast Bonus Round\ **Tags:** podcasts\ **Created:** [October 21, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530 "2017-10-21T23:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/father.torque/32/1013_2.png) [@Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/u/Father.Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/1 "2017-10-21T23:07:55Z")
A selectbutton gaiden podcast. STARRING @shrug as Honeydew Donghammer, desertwalking Zoroastrian dwarf druid @gary as Bernie [[Sanders]], halfling elftaku and master of banjo, jawharp, and doubleflute @km as Ven Ryefort, emo cat-summoning death cleric me as BJ, feral filthy anarcho-syndicalist barbarian and the erstwhile @tulpa as our long-suffering DM. CLICK [http://norangersallowed.libsyn.com/](http://norangersallowed.libsyn.com/) CLICK Find us on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play. **WE HAVE A PATREON NOW. IT’S NOT MANDATORY OR ANYTHING. PLEASE HELP OUT IF YOU CAN.** > **[selectbutton dot net | creating No Rangers Allowed | Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/norangersallowed)** > > Become a patron of selectbutton dot net today: Read posts by selectbutton dot net and get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators. ---
**Author:** ![Tulpa](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/tulpa/32/74969_2.png) [@Tulpa](http://selectbutton.net/u/Tulpa)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/2 "2017-10-21T23:22:59Z")
despite what you may hear in this podcast, I’m actually a good gm ---
**Author:** ![sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/sleepysmiles/32/374056_2.png) [@sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/u/sleepysmiles)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 1:14am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/3 "2017-10-22T01:14:57Z")
Fucking excellent. Yes ---
**Author:** ![shrug](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/shrug/32/123345_2.png) [@shrug](http://selectbutton.net/u/shrug)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 2:10am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/4 "2017-10-22T02:10:31Z")
This podcast accurately represents me as a very bad d&d player. ---
**Author:** ![VastleCania](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/vastlecania/32/346113_2.png) [@VastleCania](http://selectbutton.net/u/VastleCania)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 3:11am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/5 "2017-10-22T03:11:03Z")
Excited to listen to this! ---
**Author:** ![Brooks](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/brooks/32/289992_2.png) [@Brooks](http://selectbutton.net/u/Brooks)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 11:54am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/6 "2017-10-22T11:54:48Z")
Listening as I hand-sew leather because I must ---
**Author:** ![shrug](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/shrug/32/123345_2.png) [@shrug](http://selectbutton.net/u/shrug)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/7 "2017-10-22T16:45:59Z")
I filled it with extra-heavy mouthbreathing just 4 u ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/the_blueberry_hill/32/12009_2.png) [@The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/u/The_Blueberry_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 2:05am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/8 "2017-10-23T02:05:32Z")
I keep thinking this thread’s about red-heads. ---
**Author:** ![sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/sleepysmiles/32/374056_2.png) [@sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/u/sleepysmiles)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/9 "2017-10-23T17:04:58Z")
for a moment i thought you were implying that “ranger” is a slang term for red-heads ---
**Author:** ![Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/father.torque/32/1013_2.png) [@Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/u/Father.Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/10 "2017-10-23T20:18:02Z")
I got the high sign from Google Play, so it should be on there for anyone that uses that crap ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/the_blueberry_hill/32/12009_2.png) [@The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/u/The_Blueberry_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/11 "2017-10-23T22:14:29Z")
I am!, though it’s said ranga–as in orangutan. Dunno how people write it, but ‘ranger’ works, depending on your accent. ---
**Author:** ![sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/sleepysmiles/32/374056_2.png) [@sleepysmiles](http://selectbutton.net/u/sleepysmiles)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/12 "2017-10-23T22:27:16Z")
whoa, i figured you were just misreading the title at-a-glance as “ginger” but that’s much better ---
**Author:** ![Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/father.torque/32/1013_2.png) [@Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/u/Father.Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 2:17am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/13 "2017-10-24T02:17:29Z")
_saying reengah to himself over and over again_ ---
**Author:** ![eska](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/eska/32/68487_2.png) [@eska](http://selectbutton.net/u/eska)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 7:21am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/14 "2017-10-24T07:21:46Z")
i think i knew a guy who had WRANGER tattooed down his forearm in year 12 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/the_blueberry_hill/32/12009_2.png) [@The\_Blueberry\_Hill](http://selectbutton.net/u/The_Blueberry_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2017, 9:50am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/15 "2017-10-24T09:50:21Z")
Woah. Game-changer. ---
**Author:** ![Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/father.torque/32/1013_2.png) [@Father.Torque](http://selectbutton.net/u/Father.Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 3:53am UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/16 "2017-10-25T03:53:20Z")
NOW ON ITUNES AND GOOGPLAY (Stitcher still pending) ---
**Author:** ![spacetown](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/spacetown/32/453_2.png) [@spacetown](http://selectbutton.net/u/spacetown)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/17 "2017-10-25T21:55:17Z")
i’m really digging this intro I like the occasional dips into solid-snake-gravel-voice combined with vocal fry; it’s very distinct from the solid-snake-gravel-voice ---
**Author:** ![shrug](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/shrug/32/123345_2.png) [@shrug](http://selectbutton.net/u/shrug)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/18 "2017-10-25T22:33:29Z")
I may be solidly mediocre at dungeoning and dragoning but I am proud of “because you put all the dead people there” or however the fuck I said it OK ---
**Author:** ![km](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/km/32/145_2.png) [@km](http://selectbutton.net/u/km)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/19 "2017-10-25T23:06:16Z")
I can’t stand the sound of my own voice so I’m never listening to this ---
**Author:** ![VastleCania](http://selectbutton.net/user_avatar/selectbutton.net/vastlecania/32/346113_2.png) [@VastleCania](http://selectbutton.net/u/VastleCania)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530/20 "2017-10-25T23:25:42Z")
The trick to getting over this is to work in customer service for years upon end and have to listen to your own calls ad nauseam for QA purposes. Worked for me, anyway [Next page](http://selectbutton.net/t/no-rangers-allowed/5530.md?page=2)